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THOMAS: Well, funny you should ask because I was actually just reading about this. THOMAS: You know, brain freeze - that quick, intense headache you get when you guzzle down something cold too fast. THOMAS: You sucked up that entire bucket of brown cow so fast that you gave yourself brain freeze. THOMAS: Ooh, looks like someone's got a case of the old sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia. THOMAS: Here, take this pool noodle, and suck it up like a straw. Normally, I would not drink something like this - too much sugar and lots of food coloring. THOMAS: It's a brown cow, Guy Raz - ice cream and root beer. Can I took a sip of this? By the way, what is this? THOMAS: Actually, better than new - it'll be a gingerbread mansion. But with a little spit and elbow grease, it'll be good as new before you know it. THOMAS: Yeah, I'm going to miss that gingerbread house. THOMAS: Then grab those pool noodles over there. THOMAS: Measurements, shmeasurements (ph). RAZ: Are you sure these are the right measurements? THOMAS: Yeah, then dump in these 45 bottles of root beer. THOMAS: Quick, hand me the vanilla ice cream. THOMAS: It'll adjust to fit your tiny head. RAZ: Mindy, this is walnut shell tied to a shoelace. THOMAS: But we got to move fast before the kitchen caves in.

And hey, by the way, do you have anything cold and refreshing that we can take from the freezer? RAZ: We are not rebuilding that gingerbread house, Mindy. THOMAS: And now I only eat the butterscotch windows. THOMAS: OK, so I did eat my entire chocolate door. RAZ: Mindy, that door was over 100 pounds of chocolate. RAZ: Is that the door knob sticking out of your mouth? OK, maybe I'll just - I'm going to just take one more, just - (chewing.) Just. THOMAS: Oh, this chocolate door sure does look delicious. I was the one who took you to the emergency room after you got sick from eating your own front door. RAZ: I was the one who advised you against living in a human-sized gingerbread house to begin with. THOMAS: Well, you don't expect me to rebuild a life-size gingerbread house all by myself, do you? Who's going to help keep me from eating all the candy? THOMAS: Yeah, but this time it's going to take us until at least December to rebuild it. RAZ: Yeah, but it does look great during the month of December. The roof just sort of melts and then caves in. RAZ: Ooh, so what are we going to do about the roof of your house, Mindy? THOMAS: Oh, no, no, not as funny when you have to explain it. RAZ: What? Oh, oh, yeah, I get it - because the cat doesn't want its tail to get.

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THOMAS: I'm sweating like a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. RAZ: I'm sweating like Richard Simmons to the oldies. THOMAS: Yep, hotter than a jalapeno's armpit out here, Guy Raz. Ugh, the dog days of summer have officially arrived. UNIDENTIFIED PERSON #1: We're on our way, Houston. UNIDENTIFIED PERSON #3: With Guy and Mindy.

THE POP UPS: (Singing) I don't know what you've been told, but we're in a golden age - so many discoveries that are jumping off the page. UNIDENTIFIED PERSON #2: Get ready for an adventure of magnificent proportions. (SOUNDBITE OF SONG, 'THE GOLDEN AGE (WOW IN THE WORLD PODCAST THEME SONG)') THOMAS: And now we hope that you enjoy one of our favorite episodes from WOW IN THE WORLD Season 1. So if you have a big wow to share with us, just leave a voice message at 1-888-7-WOW-WOW. But we're also ending new wows to the end of each episode. THOMAS: And while we're busy working on new episodes of WOW IN THE WORLD, we are reairing some of our favorites of the last three seasons. Guy Raz, the Pop Ups and I can't wait to see you there. THOMAS: So for tickets and more info, just visit /events. THOMAS: And since this is a WBEZ Podcast Passport event, WBEZ is offering 20% off family four packs of tickets. Before we start the show, I just wanted to let our Chicago listeners know that this is your last week to get tickets to our Wow in the World Pop Up Party at the Chicago Theatre this Saturday, July 6.

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